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Killed Demotivational Poster


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT - Good boy curiosity........ Good boy!!!


TAGS: killed cat
Rating: 4.24/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:52 pm
Josh and his Rugger 22 killed the dog!
Haner - February 5, 2012, 11:07 pm
that cat looks mighty pissed...dude is going Kakashi on that dog!
spanko1 - January 30, 2012, 10:16 am
Nice!
Nissta - January 28, 2012, 3:21 pm
You let go of my head and I'll let go of your tongue!! IF NOT YOU WILL NOT BE LICKING ANY CROTCHES AGAIN!!!!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 5:31 am
Ack, tammy = tabby
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:03 am
Reminds me of my 3.5 year old orange tammy and my 6 month old border collie. Joey annoys the heck out of Marmalade, but he's slow to bring out the claws.


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




KILLED - Curiosity killed innocence, over thinking killed happiness, lies killed trust. Insecurity killed self-esteem, stereotype killed individuality and judgment killed me.




IDEAS - The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly


TAGS: ideas lions zebras killed
Rating: 3.68/5
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:32 pm
not even mine... that was the booze talking, this was mine http://www.motifake.com/stunt-doubles-zebra-costume-lion-attack-demotivational-poster-87157.html
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:30 pm
One of my first posters. Sorry kids.
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 11:03 pm
The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly...Posters? Just kidding...really not too bad
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:48 pm
Register and log in to make posters. Please and thank you.
Kmonet - August 23, 2010, 10:21 pm
I didn't put my name in it and the title could have been better. Rookie.
Sean - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
Lion #1: "Good heavens, Reginald, is it just me, or does this zebra taste like chicken?"
Mr. Shiny - August 23, 2010, 2:43 am
I agree, this could have been a classic.
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:24 am
they should have left their name as well
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:53 pm
This picture was gold. Should've been in more resposible hands.


KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.


TAGS: omg they killed kenny south park manga anime
Rating: 3/5

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RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:39 pm
THOSE BASTARDS


CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


BOREDOM -


TAGS: killed mouse too soon
Rating: 4.65/5

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gas - May 27, 2012, 11:31 am
hehe.. first world cat problem5


THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome


TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headsh** humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

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zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.


POPPING THE QUESTION -


TAGS: i m going to be killed in the street for this one
Rating: 5/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
awesome 5L
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
tht would be an interesting proposition. i'd say it's a bit late for me to try that though
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:07 am
lol, 5, What if someone proposed via motifake?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am
LOL!!


HI THERE NEIGHBOR -


TAGS: mr rogers killed your cat hi there neighbor
Rating: 4.35/5

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Feasibly - October 3, 2011, 11:27 pm
Can you say......loafers?
TwistedNinjaPirate - September 30, 2011, 12:51 am
You are now reading this in his voice...
Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
I like the way you 5ay that....
joeprimo - September 28, 2011, 8:59 pm
This made the lions laugh too.


COOL CATS - Caution, they might be smart too.




BRUCE LEE - he killed chuck norris... next order of business kill timmay


TAGS: chuck bruce nun win killed awesome
Rating: 2.09/5

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randomosity - November 13, 2009, 12:28 am
he isnt dead he is like john wayne we are just wait for the right time to unfreeze him
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:23 pm
True, he defeated Chuck Norris. However, he is also dead. Coincidence?


JEEVES - don't tell me you didn't wonder too




DUDE - You killed Donny, you bastard !


TAGS: dude killed donny you bastard
Rating: 3.23/5

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MrRandom - April 22, 2012, 1:55 am
Actually that's fairly straightforward thinking.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 12:14 am
To get this, you have to think abstractly. Combine The Big Lebowski and South Park. I know, my thinking process is whacked... :D


IN MEMORIAM -


TAGS: life time death neda innocence student teheran woman killed 2009 strenght evil good riot iran tyranny islam
Rating: 3.58/5

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matt28 - February 24, 2010, 10:56 pm
To Me_ They aren't Arabs you genius. They're Iranians (Persians).
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 2:40 pm
Are you kidding Me_?
Me_ - December 1, 2009, 1:11 pm
The only good Arab is a de..., ah, to soon?
A - October 11, 2009, 12:50 pm
Rest in peace
they - October 11, 2009, 10:14 am
poured a bunch of ketchup on here face to b=make it look worse
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:18 pm
armed police (bad idea). But again the cause was freedom. Jackson State was a very different situation than Kent and shouldn't be tied together.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:17 pm
By researching Jackson State at a couple of sites, that does have some areas that I think are similar to the Iranian protests. Jackson State protestors were looking for freedom too, and were gunned down. The protestors in Iran and Jackson threw bricks at
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:09 pm
the radical protest organizers and the politicians. I do disagree that the Iranian protests equate to the anti-Vietnam protests on college campuses.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
I didn't have a great grip on the Kent shootings so I looked it up here http://history-world.org/kent_state_shootings.htm An interesting compilation of what happened. The few Guardsmen that fired into the crowd were wrong, but the flames were stoked by
ILB - September 27, 2009, 3:28 pm
You, Mort, obviously have no idea about history, and no class whatsoever.
Mort - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Don't flatter yourself. In Iran a large portion of the country was protesting a sham election. Kent State was your average liberal douchebags protesting whatever was in style that week and basically acting like animals, so the Guard was called in.
Hector - June 25, 2009, 7:56 am
Reminds some of us of the Kent State and Jackson State killings.


CURIOSITY 2 -


TAGS: what killed the cat 2
Rating: 2.42/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:53 am
looks like a woman's fridge. no bacon, not enough beer, and a cold p*ssy to boot.


He killed Kenny -


TAGS: rerun he killed kenny
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 2:50 pm
YOU BASTARD!


LIFELESS -


TAGS: suicide despair bridge fall probably killed him
Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - August 6, 2010, 11:41 am
you first, no you first, I insist....whooops, I lied. 5L


SPREAD THE BLANKET -




HARD WORK - Never killed anyone... But why take the chance in the first place?




CURIOSITY 1 -




AND ON THE THIRD DAY... - Osama does the 'Christian Thing' ...Now all we have to do is wait for the Second Coming!




GLADOS - You broke my heart and killed me


TAGS: glados you broke my heart and killed me portal lol credits funny song
Rating: 2.15/5

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murderblade - January 14, 2009, 12:58 am
glados? isn't that a made up word? like clitorous.


Talent -


TAGS: skilled touch lips long swollen pulled squeezed giraffe
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:57 pm
I was with up until "expertly squeezed!"
concern3 - January 21, 2017, 3:36 am
Fake left go right, UP yours


South Park Times -


TAGS: robert durst he killed kenny
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 12:44 pm
5 you bastrad! L's
JesusWept - March 22, 2015, 6:14 am
Brilliant! L L L L L
concern3 - March 22, 2015, 2:19 am
Very clever 5er


Unskilled Labour -




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